Okay, I am officially the last person on the internet to do this meme (so that means you have to read it). Back in June, Jocelyn tagged me for to post up "7 Weird Things." Unfortunately, Jocelyn did not know that I am 100% normal, and would be unable to complete this meme.

I'm sorry, Jocelyn. Please know that I have devoted a portion of my work day (usually in the afternoons, after lunch, say 1:30 to 4:00PM) to brainstorming weird things about myself. Every day. My bosses have begun to suspect...things.

In an effort to save my job, I will now post "7 Banal Things About Kim."

7) I believe all bugs are gross and should never touch me. This includes ladybugs and butterflies. I just clenched my sphincter thinking about how their horrible little feet feel on the back of my hand. *Inhale* *Exhale* Easy, Kim...eeeeeasy...

6) I never ate a green vegetable until I was 23 years old. In fact, if anything green touched my food, it rendered the entire meal completely inedible. Four years later, I'm a little better about this. BUT NOT MUCH.

5) I still believe that my royal, billionaire family is looking for me. Hey, when you're kidnapped at birth by very non-royal and/or billionaire gypsies people, it's important to keep hope alive. At the very least, I'm hoping they find me in time for the reading of Uncle Cholmondelay B. Moneybags the Third's will.

4) I used to be really, really awesome at Dance Dance Revolution. I played so much that my toenails fell off. Multiple times.

3) I have recurring nightmares about public bathrooms. Seriously, they are totally scary.

2) Beginning with the pet hamster I killed had at the age of three, all my childhood pet stories end in tragedy.

The number one, super banal thing about me: I cried during Joe Dirt. Oh yes, I did.