Email circulated at work today:

"Good Afternoon,

If you lost a nickel between the men and women’s restroom, please stop by the front desk. Thanks."

People, I went to the office manager to talk shit about this and was informed that she is the finder of the lost nickel, and gave the order to distribute the email.

In other news, I am $0.05 richer now.

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Oh god, no. Not Monday. No. Please. NO. NONONONO. *curls up in a ball and weeps*

Okay, maybe it was funnier in my head. Happy Uh, it's Monday!

It's Monday. Let the hating of life begin!