The lovely James has tagged me with the "7 Things Meme." For him, I shall dig deep and provide timeless, pithy prose of deathless wisdom and healing self-reflection. Actually, I haven't had enough coffee, so you get Kim answers and a threat at the end. Enjoy!

"The rules of the game get posted at the beginning. Each player answers the questions about themselves. At the end of the post, the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves them a comment, letting them know they’ve been tagged and asking them to read your blog. Let the person who tagged you know when you’ve posted your answer."

1) What was I doing 10 years ago?

I was 18, working as a receptionist for a RE/MAX. It remains one of the most miserable jobs I have ever had. Egos, egos, everywhere egos! The worst was this huge woman with extreme maturity issues (but plenty of that good ol' egomania!), and a tiny little pocket man with a worse Napoleon complex than, uh, Napoleon. It would be so cool if I could travel back in time, put on a mask, and slap them with a glove made of razors. Then travel back to the future and get away with it scot-free! I was also dating a man named Bucky (shut up), living with foul roommates and playing lots of hackey sac, if you know what I mean. 1998 was not so much the year of personal growth and development.

2) What are 5 things on my to-do list for today?
a. Work
b. Go back to my house-sitting gig and let the dog out, feed the cats, etc.
c. Worry about moving
d. Watch the Top Chef Reunion
e. Finish packing and tidying up before the people I'm house-sitting for get home.

3) Snacks I enjoy:
- Little Debbie Nutty Bars
- Pizza Rolls
- Taco Bell
- Self-loathing, after eating all the above (see: Tuesday)

4) Things I would do if I were a billionaire:
I would lay on top of my piles of money, wearing only diamond shoes, with a panda as a pillow. Or maybe I'd swim in my tower of gold coins, like Scrooge McDuck. Then I would hire an inventor to create a time machine so I can travel back to 1998, for known reasons. With whatever is left over, I would travel all over the world (and at different times, too, what with my time machine!) and give money to the needy.

5) Places I have lived:
- Fort Sil, Oklahoma
- Osan Airbase, South Korea
- Kadena Airbase, Okinawa
- Luverne, Minnesota
- Minneapolis, Minnesota
- Arlington, Virginia

6) Jobs I have had:
- Gas station attendant
- Factory drone at that Static Electricity OW FUCK IT HURTS Factory
- Receptionist at real estate hell hole
- Assistant to a loan officer
- Administrative Assistant at a financial institution
- Office Manager at same financial institution

7) Friends I want to know more about:

Oh geez, I never know who to tag for these, but I definitely enjoy reading memes so...please do this meme. As a favor. To me. *shakes razor glove ominously*