Sewing Abuse
After waiting for 1) adequate sunshine for picture taking, and 2) the purchase of new white pillow cases (as the old "white" pillow cases were definitely showing their vanilla-colored age), at last, here is a picture of my new duvet cover in action:

Just so you all know, Monkey King will probably kill me for posting that picture. The lengths I go to for a laugh.
That's not all I've been sewing, however. This morning, in a fit of "green guilt," I sat down and bammed out a reusable Clorox mop pad. YOU'RE WELCOME, EARTH. Not just because it is so much cheaper than buying those $10 boxes of one-use pads all the time. That had noooooothing to do with it.
For the benefit of other cheap eco-concious sewers, I've prepared a photo tutorial of how I did this. This is my 1st one, so it's not a beauty by any means, though it is plenty functional and can be done in under an hour. And did I mention cheaper than a trip to Target (because you know that you SO do not just leave with one box of anything) and good for the Earth? I'm still trying to figure out how to wean myself off of the bottles of Clorox floor solution, but one green, thrifty step at a time.
Take out a clean mop pad and trace the outline onto the wrong side of your fabric (pre-shrunk cotton fabric, that is). These lines will be good for guiding your seam stitching too. I pre planned that, it did not happen by accident at all. (I'm lying.)
Cut around your outline, giving yourself about 1/2 inch of extra fabric. Also cut out a piece of cotton batting the same size as the "pad" part of the Clorox version.
You're going to sew the pad in the middle of one of the pieces.
Layer your pieces with the 2 "right" sides of the fabric facing each other.

Now pin your pieces together, leaving one end open. Sew all around, using the pencil marks as your guide.

When you're done with the sewing around (leaving your one end open!), snip the corners to reduce bulk.

Turn your work inside out, and poke the corners so they stick out better. Iron your work, and on that open end, turn the raw edges in and iron them flat. I forgot to take a picture of this step, but you're going to sew these together from the right side and you don't want that ugly frayed edge showing.
Here is where I quilted the piece to reduce the fabric shifting around. The stitches didn't show up so good, so I used my vast Photoshop skills to put these squiggly lines in to represent where I sewed.

Voila!

Um...Extra voila!

Why yes, I regularly mop my carpet. What, that's weird?
Did I tell you I'm going to Paris next Wednesday? I'm really excited, it's my first trip to anywhere in Europe at all, and I'll be there for 11 days. SWEET.
I look forward to being embarrassed by my lack of French language skills (but I got plenty of frenching experience, I'm sure that counts for something) and eating lots of crepes and cheese and snails and being drunk all the time and spending the entire contents of my savings account.
So, basically a Friday night at my house, but in a foreign country.

Reader Comments (25)
i did not know of clorox mop thingies. i only introduced 'swiffer' (?) a couple of years ago, and i too hate the disposable aspect of such tools. and, they don't really pick up all the grim anyways!
i love the fabric too .... how cheerful for a chore that sure cannot be the highlight of one's day.
enjoy paris! the bulk of my passport stamps are 3rd world, where the dollar still has a value ... (and where you will surely catch something that only 'cipro' can kill!)
oh I'm so excited for you. I can't wait to see pictures and hear your Paris stories!!
And if every Friday night is like that at your house...remind me, where do you live again? And can I come visit?
P.S. - Your mop pad Skeeeelz and your Duvet cover make me want to buy a sewing machine and start creating functional items for wear and house use.
Have fun in gay Paree...I've never been. Can't wait to hear all about your adventures.
Of course, the Euro is *a bit* strong these days...
Bon Voyage!
I too don't speak French, but have learned to say "I'm sorry, I don't speak French. Do you speak English?" in French before attempting any English and that will usually engender enough goodwill that they will speak English to you. I also love those small trifold laminated city maps to carry about. Have a blast!
Have a GREAT trip and I can't wait to see the posts about it when you come back!
Hey, you going to be at MDS&W this year?
If there's any litmus test by which to measure your walkthrough, it would be my complete cluelessness. :)
Enjoy your trip!!! You must be in the packing stages, bring an umbrella, raincoat, warm clothing, and less warm as during the week-end the weather should get better!
Oh, Thursday (the day you arrive, I think, it will be May day, the 1st of May, and so, a holiday!!!) Just so you know.....
Bon Voyage!! A bientot!!!!