Monkey King and I went to the Maryland Sheep and Wool Festival on Saturday. It was super fun (for me, not so much MK), and I came away with some nice yarn. Um, I don't have any pictures of the yarn yet, so...just take my word for it that it's nice stuff and not spun from monster hair or anything.

Some highlights. Or lowlights. It all depends on how twisted you are.

"Have the lambs stopped screaming, Clarice?"

 

The Whitest Thing I Have Ever Seen. Interesting fact: those plaid shirts were later distilled and made into a potent jug of moonshine. Once drunk, that moonshine granted the drinker the ability to simultaneously play the harmonica, guitar, fiddle, and, uh, stick. Gift? Curse? You decide. All I know is that playing the stick really helps me break the ice at happy hour now.

I also got some knitting done. More stash bustiiiiiiiiiiiiing! Unfortunately for you the viewer, it is more hats. I know, I am becoming Hat Abuse.com but this too shall pass. No, it won't, I'm lying. Hats forever!

One Republic Hat by the talented and funny Nik's Knits made of mystery yarn from Hong Kong (the last of this crap and boy am I happy about that):

And Un Le Slouch by Knit and Tonic. More like Le Stiff due to the yarn I used (2 skeins of GGH Savanna). Oh well, I feel pretty and bohemian in it. Not that I look pretty and bohemian in it, but as long as I can successfully lie to myself, yay! Win!

Oh, who's this in the picture? Someone who couldn't wait two seconds to floss? Don't worry, when he's taking a shower tonight I'll suddenly be unable to wait five minutes to take a shit.

And for the road, remember kids, crack is wack and OMG IS THAT A SPIDER? WHO SAID COPS? ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME? IS THAT SPIDER MADE OF CRACK?