"Oh Pussycat, I love you so."

"No, Koala, I love YOU so."

"Regardless of who loves who so (and really, it is I who loves the so-est), you play footsie so divinely."

"Do these stripes make me look fat?"

"No, darling, the fat makes you look fat."

"Oh whatever, beyotch, potbelly calling the kettle black."

"You're stifling me."

"Stifle this."

Fin.

This has been another episode of Yarn Abuse Theatre, titled, "In Which Kim Projects Her Own Neurosis Upon Her Finished Objects."