Knitting the Crazy
So I'm sitting at work, hating my job and staring off into the middle distance ignoring what's going on around me (it's a coping method I developed after learning about the company's "no alcohol" rule) and for some reason my mind wandered over to knitting leg warmers. And I had this mental conversation. (I know, there is all kind of crazy happening in that last paragraph.)
Self: Hm. Legwarmers. That could be cozy, but won't my feet get cold?
Other Self: So add some footies to them.
Self: But that would be like knitting socks. And I don't like knitting socks.
O. Self: Well, don't knit them like socks then. Knit, like, a little foot pouch.
Self: Yeah. So, like, a ribbed leg warmer with a foot bubble at the end of it.
O. Self: Pink would be cool.
PEOPLE. I'VE GONE FUCKING CRAZY.
Exhibit A: I drew a picture.
Because this was an idea that needed illustration.
Sigh.
Anyway, I've done some experimental knitting (NOT anything like the above, I swear!) so I have some quasi-interesting things to post about soon, once I unpin my swatches and take pictures. Oh, and take some happy pills.
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Reader Comments (5)
I see a great business opportunity here.Or you could just give in and make some damned socks.