'Allo. I am the wee elephant doll. You covet me instantly, for I am small and cute. Also, I have the fashion sense. Do you not see me matching my kerchief to my swim trunks? The swim trunks also give the impression that I take care of my physique.

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Kim crafted me in about 13 hours. So inauspicious! She followed a pattern in that book, Last Minute Knitted Gifts. A very nice book. Of course, she futzed a few details. She is so like that. "Oh, but I am the drunk! Oh, but I am the tired! Oh, but I am the heavily medicated!" Enough excuses, woman! What's that? Stop slurring and speak clear-Oh, ok. Kim wants me to tell you that she used the Cascade 220 yarn in the navy and the white to do the knitting. My insides are polyfill stuffing.

Gah, there must be something in the waters of Virginia, for all the womens are pregnant. My guess is sperms. Kim's boss (not the yeti thing she posted about below) just welcomed a boy grandchild today, and Kim has graciously decided to gift me to the young turd. A most generous gift indeed! Is it not said that the white elephant is amongst the rarest of the creatures?

Off I will go. Nice meeting me, yes, I know, yes, you are fulfilled by your chance encounter here. Ok, go bye bye.