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My late nineties early 2000's people, please click this link and go to Go Fug Yourself. Locate the entry on Ethan Embry, aka My Imaginary Boyish Boyfriend (from my teens [fine, early twenties], OKAY?). Let's hug and cry and stuff. No man NO MAN should be doomed to the fate of Paul Giamattism ,let alone my teen (20's) crush!

I am especially tortured by this because for whatever unfounded reason, Paul Giamatti provokes a really harsh reaction out of me. So much so that I think if I ever turned around and saw Paul Giamatti standing there, wheezing his own business, I'd probably freak out and claw his face off. Just something about that pale, moist little man drives me over the edge. I just want to spray him with Lysol and kick him into traffic. After slapping him. God, I'd better wear gloves though, lest I touch him with my bare skin. *shudder*

Posted on 07.20.2006 by Registered CommenterYarn Abuse in | Comments5 Comments

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Man, I totally thought it was just me. Thank god it's not. Paul lives in my best friend's neighborhood and she sees him all the time. She says he's nice.

I think he's nasty. Yeah, in the lysol way.

I won't even watch movies that he's in.
July 20, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterSunflowerfairy
Oh my god, you are so freakin' funny.

I like Paul. He's a great actor. I like Ethan too, he's a cutie...let's just hope he loses weight and looks cute again like Anthony Michael Hall. :D
July 20, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterChristie
Ugh ... you said the dreaded word "moist"!!!!
July 20, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterAsya
I don't know.... at the very least Ethan's thinnish again. He did this episode of Law and Order Criminal Intent where the storyline is he and his brother have this room where one beats up girls while the other watches and all sort of other sick Law&Ordery type stuff. OMG in that episode he was seriously overweight and bald.... and they way they dressed him.... Ack! He looked like a fat nazi skinhead, or at least a Hollywood portrayal of one.
If one could turn back time.... Ethan was my Imaginary Boyish Boyfriend too... right after he did the role of Mark in Empire Records... and then I thought all was lost and we'd never see him again after Timeline until I discovered that he was so cute in Sweet Home Alabama. He looked like he could have come straight out of my hometown....... and then.... Law&Order...... *shudder*
July 23, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterStephieface
i saw that LandO episode
and couldn't believe my eyes.

"can't hardly wait" remember that movie?
what the HELL happened to him?

did anyone see him in the first episode of
Masters of HOrror?

i just realized... i'm so late to the party.

August 7, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterbobo

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