The Booger Fairy
Many of you don't know that in addition to being a babe, Monkey King is also The Booger Fairy, leaving salty morsels of nose gold for good girls and boys around the world.
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I guess you could click for a larger picture, but do you really want to be the person who clicks to enlarge a picture of boogers? Look at yourself in the mirror and think about it.
Yes, readers, my boyfriend left giant boogers on my nightstand.
So. Here's that scarf I was knitting.
Specs (meager as they are)
Needles: Denise Interchangables, size 11
Yarn: Berroco Plush, one ball of each color
Pattern: My own genius came up with this one. Cast on 15 stitches. Knit two rows in color A. Knit two rows in color B. Repeat until you run out of yarn.
Final thoughts: Best. Scarf. Ever. It feels like a mixture of air, kittens and rose petals. Complex, but pleasant.

Reader Comments (6)
"ummm......no?"
Yeah, he confessed later on.
Really... men and women speak different languages though they are the same... sort of like speaking Spanish in Mexico and speaking Spanish in Spain... almost identical with a few idiosyncrasies.
Like in Woman... Couch means thing you sit on and/or relax
In Man... Couch means really big tissue/napkin
Also in Man... Women's possesions means more things to wipe various parts of my anatomy on (like bedstands, pillows, towels, bathrobes, etc).
Lovely scarf btw, is it red or more of a pink?
I thought about clicking to enlarge, before the subject of the photo really sunk in. That was close!
Makes me happy F's a girl.
very cute scarf. My socks are trying to kill me. I'm going to have to go to the yarn store to finish the heel.
Love you,
~Lara