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The Booger Fairy

Many of you don't know that in addition to being a babe, Monkey King is also The Booger Fairy, leaving salty morsels of nose gold for good girls and boys around the world.

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I guess you could click for a larger picture, but do you really want to be the person who clicks to enlarge a picture of boogers? Look at yourself in the mirror and think about it.

Yes, readers, my boyfriend left giant boogers on my nightstand.

So. Here's that scarf I was knitting.

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Specs (meager as they are)

Needles: Denise Interchangables, size 11

Yarn: Berroco Plush, one ball of each color

Pattern: My own genius came up with this one. Cast on 15 stitches. Knit two rows in color A. Knit two rows in color B. Repeat until you run out of yarn.

Final thoughts: Best. Scarf. Ever. It feels like a mixture of air, kittens and rose petals. Complex, but pleasant.

Posted on 06.12.2006 by Registered CommenterYarn Abuse in | Comments6 Comments

Reader Comments (6)

Did you ever have one of those scarves that you just wanted to bury your face in? OK... well, I guess you do now. I love that feeling. Like you're carrying a live kitten ('cause, ya know... like you'd be carrying a dead one or something) that you just want to snuggle and kiss all day long.
June 13, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterSachi
Holy crap--the boogers. About a month ago I was doing some housekeeping and went to flip over the mattress on our futon that we use as a couch. Well, there were little boogers stuck all over the underside. I asked Aaron, "did you wipe snot on the futon?"

"ummm......no?"

Yeah, he confessed later on.
June 13, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterkarin
LOL
Really... men and women speak different languages though they are the same... sort of like speaking Spanish in Mexico and speaking Spanish in Spain... almost identical with a few idiosyncrasies.
Like in Woman... Couch means thing you sit on and/or relax
In Man... Couch means really big tissue/napkin

Also in Man... Women's possesions means more things to wipe various parts of my anatomy on (like bedstands, pillows, towels, bathrobes, etc).

Lovely scarf btw, is it red or more of a pink?
June 13, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterStephieface
Oh my gawd. Gross.

I thought about clicking to enlarge, before the subject of the photo really sunk in. That was close!
June 13, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterStephanie
You can't be serious! And to take a picture of it? Seriously? Like an evidence photo for divorce court or something?? My sympathies.
Heinous!

Makes me happy F's a girl.

very cute scarf. My socks are trying to kill me. I'm going to have to go to the yarn store to finish the heel.

Love you,
~Lara
June 14, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterLara

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