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I Don't Think I Embarass Myself Enough

I accidentally ate my fork at lunch.

See, my pizza was really hot and it melted my fork a bit. Next thing I know, I'm fishing a fork fragment out of my mouth. I look down at the offending utensil and half the tines are gone. Gone where? GONE INTO MY BELLY.

Posted on 03.31.2006 by Registered CommenterYarn Abuse in | Comments6 Comments

Reader Comments (6)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I've caught myself trying to eat the first tine before. But never lost them!!
March 31, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterStephanie
Good job, chief!
March 31, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterKarin
Um...I say SUE THE BASTARDS!!! Or you could claim internal injuries and go home early today.
March 31, 2006 | Unregistered CommentercHRISTIE
thanks for alerting us to the dangers of plastic cutlery...as always, leading by example :)

plastic does fall into the "roughage" category, right? i'm sure it's all very good for the old digestive tract.
March 31, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterElli
Thank God you weren't eating with plastic chopsticks that could really play havoc on the bowel!
April 1, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterDiana
Don't you dare sue Luciano's! Where will we go for the best pizza in VA?
April 1, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterAsya

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