Why, hello there.

Welcome to the vainglorious site of Kim. Yarn Abuser. Skein Ravager. Evil Stash Overlord. Merciless Goddess of--

Ok, ok, I can't continue that and hold a straight face. Hi. I'm Kim. A 20-something knitter. I do swear a lot, so maybe that counts as Yarn Verbal Abuse.

I live in Northern Virginia. I have a boyfriend whom for our purposes we shall call, "The Monkey King." I guess that would make me "Pigsy." If you got that lame joke, hey wassup. If not, um, that may be for the best.

I've created this blog because I wanted something a little more "grown up" (whatever that means) than the insta-blog I've been keeping around. Sites may change, but content stays the same. I tend to blog about 2 things: Knitting and My Daily Annoyances. I can't guaranty that it will be one or the other 100%, as other stuff may creep in from time to time.

So, welcome to my corner of the padded cell known as "the internet." Strap on your straitjacket and enjoy the ride.